Do Not Discount This Post

            I view coupon offerings as barometers of the health of the economy.  The more discount coupons that are available, the less healthy the economy.  Recent offers indicate that the state of the economy’s health remains poor. Maybe that’s why the value of on-line coupon distributors keeps increasing, like the on-line enterprise called Groupon which is reported to be planning an initial public offering that would value the three-year-old online coupon distribution site at as much as $15 billion -- more than double what Google reportedly bid on the company last year.

            Discount coupons are everywhere, on-line, in newspapers and magazines, on bulletin boards, in snail mail bundles. I regularly received one such coupon collection in booklet form in the mail and am particularly drawn to look at the offers from restaurants.  Recent surveys show that more and more consumers are eating at home.  Last year U. S. restaurant sales grew only about two percent.  The forecast for next year is just one percent. So restaurants are giving their meals away. I live in Havertown.  The latest batch of coupons that caught my eye came from local restaurants in Havertown, Drexel Hill, Manoa, Broomall and Springfield. I’m sure you’ve seen the following offers or similar ones where you live:

             Szechuan Hill Chinese restaurant, $5 off any eat in or take-out order, min. $50; Shere-E-Punjab, $5 off any purchase of $25 or more; Giampino’s Cucina Italiana, $5 off check of $25 or more, not valid on lunch buffet, take-out, or Monday night  buffet; Hibachi, Free Entrée, Buy One get Second One of equal or lesser value Free, excludes Early Bird Specials, Lunch Menu, Lunch Specials, Monday Night Specials& All-You-Can-Eat Sushi.

            Restaurants are not the only businesses offering discount coupons.  How about building and remodeling contractors? Richard J. Egan Contractors Inc. offers $500 off any contracted project of $4500 or more. Or how about hair salons like Springfield’s Salon Bellissima where you can get $20 off a Brazilian Blowout and $50 off a Brazilian keratin treatment.

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’s  Physician Transformations has coupons for Laser Body Sculpting to Permanently Remove Stubborn Pockets of Fat and Tighten Skin.  Emptying pockets of fat does not mean you have to empty your pockets. With the corresponding coupon you can get 25% off Laser Body Sculpting, $500 off Fractional COP2 Laser resurfacing, 50% off a Laser hair Removal Package and a savings of $395 for a Dermal Filler (Jevederm or Radiesse). What those procedures are eludes my grasp.

            Perhaps the most soulfully rewarding and intriguing coupon offer I have encountered comes from Astrology By JD offering Spiritual Guidance Through Astrology, Yoga and Meditation.  The ad containing the coupon states, “If you are lost in any area of your life, I will help you find your way.” Astrology By JD offers many services including Healing of Body, Mind and Spirit through Chakra & Karma Cleaning, Never Failing Advice on Love, Money & Career and Past Life Readings and Regression. The coupon in the ad offers 50% off any reading.

            Of course Direct Mail companies like Macy’s and L.L. Bean sweeten their offerings by promising Free Shipping.  Hmmm. How about a combo discount coupon program that would provide me with healing of body, mind and spirit and ship me free to someplace sunny and warm?